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June 29, 2024

Heat the Pig Liver V1 Anime SS – Hope and Prayer 《Brace’s Situation》

Anime Special Short Story “Hope and Prayer 《Brace’s Situation》”



I had long since lost all hope.  I was aware of this even before setting out on my journey towards the capital.

I worked for a family of gravekeepers in the town of Lubori.  My main job was preparing burials for the deceased by digging holes at the large cemetery just on the town outskirt.  This type of work was shunned, and the only people that actually did this were those from poor families, or Yesmas, like me.

That’s why the only people I usually come in contact with are people who have lost a family member or friend, or people who are struggling to make ends meet.

Even though these people don’t have money, they’re extremely kind-hearted.  However, they were so preoccupied with trying to survive and feed their family every day that I’m sure they didn’t have time to think about my life or death.

When I turned 16 and left the house I served, no one came with to accompany me.  In the end, I was destined to die along the way.

Nevertheless, what saved me was something I firmly believed in – the power of prayers.

March 10, 2024

Heat the Pig Liver V1 Anime SS – Hope and Prayer 《Ys’ Situation》

Anime Special Short Story “Hope and Prayer 《Ys’ Situation》”



No matter what, never lose hope.  I lived my life believing such.

And I’ve conveyed those words to Mr. Nott countless times.

The first time I spoke to Mr. Nott was when he was six or seven years old.  It was around two years after I had come to Bapsas as a Yesma.

Mr. Nott is an orphan, and was raised by huntsmen.  Because they hunt while traveling, they don’t have a fixed home.  The lone village of Bapsas, located inside the Dark Forest, was a frequent stop for them.

Despite being 10 years old at the time, I still saw Mr. Nott as a small child.  The first words we exchanged were “Please enjoy.” and “Thanks.” when I handed him some rabbit soup.  If someone had told me then that this boy would become my first love, I wouldn’t have believed them.

Heat the Pig Liver V1 Anime SS – You Don’t Need an Attendant When Getting Changed

Anime Special Short Story “You Don’t Need an Attendant When Getting Changed”



“I need to get changed, so could you please come with me?”

 

I doubted my ears when I heard Jess utter those words.

When a girl gets changed, isn’t the guy supposed to wait somewhere else?

Plus, I’m a scrawny four-eyed shitty virgin who’s not had a girlfriend in his life before.  I’m just your ordinary science otaku college student that women would ignore.  Or at least, that was the case up to yesterday.

It seems my life has completely changed since becoming a pig.  I mean, I just got told “I need to get changed, so could you please come with me?”!  It appears that being a lovable piggy helps lower the vigilance of cute girls.  Reincarnations to another worlds are the bomb!  I should enjoy myself being a pig here.

January 13, 2024

Heat the Pig Liver V3 SS – A Hero Can’t Fulfill Love

Melonbooks Limited Short Story “A Hero Can't Fulfill Love”



The pie served for dinner was cold.  So I straightforwardly remarked, “It’s cold.”

 

And yet, Itsune glared at me like she was looking at a pig before responding.

 

“Well then, Nott, why don’t you think about it and figure out why there’s a cold pie then?”

 

What did she mean by that?  I turned my attention towards the large, white tablecloth-covered dining table.  From what I could tell, my portion was one slice of a pie that was equally divided into six pieces.  That was all that was served on my plate, and I didn’t spot the other five slices.  The platter that should have held the pie before it was divvied up was also missing.

 

I don’t like fussing over the details like a certain sleazy pig, but I also didn’t want to be made to look like an idiot by Itsune, so I gave it a little more thought.

January 06, 2024

Heat the Pig Liver V2 SS – Only Two Flowers in the World

Melonbooks Limited Short Story “Only Two Flowers in the World”



—Yeah.  I must say, when it comes to flowers, the smaller they are, the more charming they become.

 

Sanon conveyed this to me while staring at the tiny white flowers blooming on the trees beyond Celes.

 

Having heard this, Celes tilted her head quizzically.

 

“What’s there to admire about small flowers…?”

 

With his eyes trained slightly below her chin, the black pig – Sanon, proceeded to explain.

 

—I find large flowers to be too flashy and assertive, so I can’t help but be drawn in by those more hidden and modest beauties.

 

This black pig was no longer looking at flowers.  Officer!  There’s a pervert over here!

December 28, 2023

Heat the Pig Liver V1 SS – Guys Desire Lap Pillows

Melonbooks Limited Short Story “Guys Desire Lap Pillows”



“Um, Mister Pig?  Why do men desire older or younger sisters?”

 

Jess abruptly inquired while we were still walking, leaving me confused as question marks filled my head.

 

(Well… I don’t think all men desire for an older or younger sister, but… what made you suddenly ask about that?)

 

“You were emphasizing how great sibling relationships are last night… and Mr. Nott kept calling out ‘Onee-chan’ in his sleep, so…”

December 21, 2023

Heat the Pig Liver V1 SS – The Reason Flowers Bloom Is

Special Short Story “The Reason Flowers Bloom Is”



“How would you feel if the flowers in the vase were still buds?”

 

I was told this over and over again when I first arrived at the Quiltlin mansion.

 

No one leaves flower buds in a vase when inviting guests over.  It is common courtesy to only display those that have flowered.  The same applies to maids.  Just as one would put blooming flowers on display, I must make sure to smile.  Even if I am not feeling happy, I must smile out of courtesy.  This was what my master, the lord, taught me.

September 16, 2023

Heat the Pig Liver - Volume 4: Chapter 1 (Preview & End of Translation Notice)

Chapter 1 – Recently Jess-taso is Unusual

Mimicry is an essential act for any civilization.  For example, babies learn to speak by imitation.  When it comes to martial arts, fine arts, and even skills as advanced as magic, we need to first mirror the foundations laid out by our predecessors before being able to master them.  No matter what it is, it’s only after mimicking are we capable of developing our own style.

 

Though there are plenty of things to imitate, living beings are the most likely subjects.  That’s because these organisms, which have evolved in the face of extinction over the past billions of years, hold hidden wisdoms in their bodies which far exceed our surface-level knowledge that only amounts to a hundred years at most.

 

For instance, while morpho butterflies don’t contain any blue pigments, their wings utilize an incredibly fine structure to radiate a brilliant blue.  Just by copying this mechanism, it’s possible to create textiles with a blue metallic sheen that magically seems to never fade.

 

Another example is that the surface of the cocklebur plant’s seeds are layered with hooked spines that will entangle on the fur of wildlife passing by, allowing them to be transported long distances and expanding the cocklebur’s habitat without having to move themselves.  Velcro was created by imitating this – by covering one layer’s surface with fine hook-like bristles, and another with fiber for entangling with the barbs, it became possible to repeatedly stick and peel the two apart.

 

As such, there’s certainly meaning in imitating living beings.  Which is why I proposed this kind of practice to Jess, and definitely not because of my personal interests. – Despite meticulously explaining so to her, she didn’t seem to buy it at all.

 

“But is there really anything to learn by wearing such a revealing outfit with bunny ears and tail…?”

Heat the Pig Liver - Volume 4: Illustrations & Character Pages

February 12, 2023

Heat the Pig Liver - Volume 3: Afterword

Afterword

Once upon a time, there were three virgins at a certain somewhere.

 

One was a hot-blooded virgin who lived doing what he wanted to do earnestly.  He excelled in martial arts, was very brave, and was popular with everyone.  However, he didn’t have a lover.

 

Another was a serious-minded virgin who lived doing what he should do quietly.  Though he possessed mysterious powers, he was humble and respected by all.  However, he didn’t have a lover.

 

The last person was hard-working virgin who lived giving it his all doing what he could do.  He didn’t excel at martial arts, nor did he possess any mysterious powers.  That’s why he relied on racking his brain to live.  Even so, he didn’t have a lover.  In fact, he never had a lover.

February 11, 2023

Heat the Pig Liver - Volume 3: Chapter 5

Chapter 5 – The World is Gradually Changing

Hortis’ funeral was attended not only by the members of the royal family, but also by Nott, the leader of the Liberation Army.

 

The Golden Sanctuary was restored by the person who destroyed it, and the beautiful afternoon sunlight shone through the stained glass windows in primary colors.  Although Nott and Markus didn’t smile towards each other in the quiet space where the calming incense smoke floated, at least they didn’t glare at each other.

 

Hortis’ shocking death had a significant impact on Mestria’s governing.

 

King Markus pardoned Nott and the other officers of the Liberation Army, and they also forgave the king.  The alliance between the royal dynasty and the Liberation Army was realized in the truest sense.  Shulavis had been chosen as the two’s mediator to carry out reforms, and slowly but surely, changes were beginning to take place.

 

As the first step, the royal dynasty announced a new law across all of Mestria that Yesmas were not allowed to be killed.

 

This doesn’t reform the underlying foundation, and I think it’ll take quite some time to thoroughly abolish this unreasonable, antiquated structure, but just the existence of this law that should have been there to begin with was a big step forward.

February 10, 2023

Heat the Pig Liver - Volume 3: Interlude 5

Interlude 5 – A Certain Middle-Aged Man’s Past

The structure of the capital, which had been reinforced over the course of 100 years, was much stronger than the man had imagined.

 

It was impossible even for this man, who proclaimed to be Mestria’s most skilled mage, to slip through the king’s surveillance and rewrite the information.  Not only was his eldest daughter taken “underground,” his second daughter was as well.  They won’t even receive any special work privileges, and will live as Yesmas like every other daughter of the capital’s citizens.  This way, no one would know that they carry the blood of royalties.

February 09, 2023

Heat the Pig Liver - Volume 3: Chapter 4

Chapter 4 – Protect What You Love Even If It Kills You

“What’s your name?”

 

It was a quiet night outside the ship.  Hortis, whose hands were wrapped in bandages, called out to the person through the cage’s bars.

 

Inside the ship’s heavily guarded prison, an old man with his hands and feet bound looked back with his golden eyes.  The skin exposed from the grey robe was so pale it didn’t make him seem alive at all, but it was also charred black and in tatters.  His current state might as well be considered a mummy.

February 07, 2023

Heat the Pig Liver - Volume 3: Interlude 4

Interlude 4 – A Certain Brother and Sister’s Past

“Sorry, I’m… really sorry…”

 

The innocent Yesma shed large tears and apologized to her once beloved family from beyond the cage.

 

“Dad, this is absolutely crazy.  Come on, it’s not too late-”

 

Even though the black-haired boy complained with vacant eyes, his father slowly shook his head.

 

“Rules are rules.  As someone who serves this country, I cannot go against them.”

 

Despite the father’s eyes being wet with tears, he never wavered, and looked down at the crying Yesma.

February 06, 2023

Heat the Pig Liver - Volume 3: Chapter 3

Chapter 3 – Even If You Put Your Life on the Line, Don’t Throw It Away

“I want you to meet someone immediately.”

 

King Markus reluctantly agreed to Shulavis’ request.  Although he’s not normally that benevolent of father, he couldn’t disregard the words “He seems to know how to kill the surreptitious sorcerer.”

 

While Shulavis went to pick up “that guy” from outside the capital, Markus sat in the same throne from when he welcomed Nott at the Golden Sanctuary previously, and kept bouncing his leg impatiently.  Wies sat next to him in a wooden chair; Jess stood next to Wies; and I sat next to Jess.

 

That being said, when Wies and Jess are side by side, I can’t help but think about beauty.  A straight nose; and a small, round nose.  Eyes brimming with mature confidence; and eyes filled with youth that appear anxious.  Long, elegantly flowing hair; and short, tidy hair.  A bold dress that exposes her shoulders; and a firmly defensive outfit.  And above all, a pair of big boobs; and a pair of modest boobs.  Regardless of which point, most will probably prefer the former, but my opinion is the opposite for all of them.  It’s not that I’m a lolicon, but if it’s between an older sister attribute and a younger sister attribute, I would ultimately choose the younger sister attribute.  Because to me, a younger sister is-

February 05, 2023

Heat the Pig Liver - Volume 3: Interlude 3

Interlude 3 – A Certain Animal’s Past

Amidst the large crowd surrounding the sand-filled arena stage was a chained wild animal.

 

He was an animal that came from another world.  His knowledge was valued, and he was now a prisoner.

 

The animal’s eyes widened at the girl who had been brought along with the pitiful swordsman.  Her hair was long and disheveled, and her face was expressionless, but she was clearly familiar to him.

 

Nuris!  So you were still alive…?  But why are you here?

February 04, 2023

Heat the Pig Liver - Volume 3: Chapter 2

Chapter 2 – There’s Always a Reason for Being a Virgin

After a nap, it was evening.  Jess and I waited for Shulavis to finish his training.  He came out of the large, solidly built training ground wearing a loose navy blue robe.  Despite the cool breeze, his fair face was drenched in sweat.

 

“What’s wrong?  Is it something urgent?”

 

Shulavis asked while walking briskly.

 

“Yes, we wish to talk to you about that history book for a bit.”

 

“Can it wait?  Father’s calling for me.”

 

(We want to ask that father of yours for something.)

January 30, 2023

Heat the Pig Liver - Volume 3: Interlude 2

Interlude 2 – A Certain Young Man’s Past

At the end of his journey, the still immature boy arrived at a place that was a dark and narrow room with a lot of blood in it.  The floor and walls were all made of flat, black stones, which appeared to have been occasionally washed with water; but even so, it was impossible to make it such that all the blood, which had flowed in this room, unnoticeable.

 

The boy pressed a plump man against the smelly floor, and held a dagger to the man’s neck.

 

“Tell me the truth, or else I’ll slice your throat.”

January 28, 2023

Heat the Pig Liver - Volume 3: Chapter 1

Chapter 1 – Don’t Unduly Sniff at a Girl’s Legs

“Mister Pig, have you heard the story about the three great treasures slumbering in Mestria?”

 

I looked up from the carpeted floor, towards the cute blonde girl’s face that peered at me from the bed.

 

(No, I haven’t heard of it before.)

 

There’s Jess’ left and right breasts… and what’s the last one?

January 23, 2023

Heat the Pig Liver - Volume 3: Interlude 1

Interlude 1 – A Certain Old Man’s Past

The other party’s target was the young man.  The reason was obvious.  It was because he was a mage.

 

However, the life that was about to be lost was not the young man’s, but his best friend’s.

 

“Please let me go.  I haven’t done anything.”

 

A woman in a black robe walked up to his friend, who was lying on the muddy ground and begging for mercy.

 

“Magic that makes people’s minds unreadable, and magic that eludes detection.  I cannot overlook either of them.  Unfortunately, I have judged that you must die.”